Dear Tatiana,
Your beauty is beyond compare and I long for you to be there when I first wake in the morning;
however, I must sadly admit to you that I could only lust for your body, for thou art somewhat insane.
On my honor, I swear to thee that if thou were less obsessive I might share your feeling. However, I do not share your desire for a relationship between us. I give my humblest apologies in this letter and I pass along to thee that we may stay friends and one day become even closer.
With no regrets, Onegin.
I wonder how Tatiana would react to that.
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